Burying is made possible by the dumb way Apple’s Messages app is set up. You see a total of seven people at any given time when you open up Messages, sorted by who has texted you recently, or who you’ve texted recently. If you're vague with your promises to "hang soon", then voila! They don’t necessarily have anything to say back and you are OUT of the seven. You’ve effectively Buried yourself.
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"People You May Know" Is Ruining My Life
HOMO FOMO is the worst. It’s a Thursday night. You just came home from a date with a Cute Boy You Really Like™. His name is Tristan, so you’re pretty sure you can find him on Facebook, even without his last name. As you scroll up to the Search bar, the People You May Know section catches your eye....
Read MoreThe Real Reason We Can't Have Universal Health Care (or Student Loan Reform)
how else will they get college-educated, white, suburban kids to work at Apple Retail or GAP or at the many other menial jobs that major corporations require to function? Seems to me the best way to do it is to set up a system where they’re paying for their wonderful education for the rest of their lives so they have no choice.
Read MoreWorst. Generation. Ever. Rly?
I get it. The whole generation thing. We're different. And change is hard. On Aaron Sorkin's awful, awful show The Newsroom, Jeff Daniels' character starts the show off by telling a 20-year-old girl that she's a member of the "worst. generation. ever." You're right Jeff. And our music sucks, too!
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