Think Like A Millennial

This blog is dedicated to we the Millennials, who toil at dead-end retail jobs so we can get Health Insurance and pay off our massive student loans, only to get shit on by the greater media. Told by our parents that we can do whatever we want with our lives, then told we should've buckled down at that insurance company Uncle Morty works at. We inherited a shit economy, but we know how to work the system.

My name is Dan DeStefano, born in 1985 in Massachusetts. I watched Nickelodeon growing up, no Disney Channel. Doug, Rugrats, Salute Your Shorts. Grew up on AOL Instant Messenger while doing my math homework. My first ISP was Prodigy! I made time between my homework to watch Boston Public every Monday. My parents told me I could be whoever I wanted to be. I am a Millennial.

Every job I've had in NYC has involved me making systems more efficient. Because I grew up expecting things to work a certain way, neat, clean, efficient. When they don't, I get perturbed. Doesn't make sense to me. So here at this blog, I encourage others to Think Like A Millennial. Don't accept the status quo. If things don't work the way it seems like they should, change it. Rip out the roots and start over. Build newer, more efficient systems. Because we're MIllennials, and we've been doing that since... well, since 1985.